kids think fast.....Enjoy

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  1. شمعة أمل

    شمعة أمل عضو متميّز

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    [grade="800080 FF1493 FF1493 800080"]Teacher: Why are you late
    Webster: Because of the sign
    Teacher: What sign
    Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

    Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?
    Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!

    Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    Teacher: No, that's wrong
    John: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

    Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
    Sarah: H I J K L M N O!!
    Teacher: What are you talking about?
    Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

    Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
    George: Here it is!
    Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    Class: George!

    Teacher: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    Willie: Me!

    Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    Ellen: I is...
    Teacher: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
    Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

    Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

    Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

    Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
    brother's. Did you copy his?
    Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog

    Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when >>>people are no longer interested?
    Pupil: A teacher.

    Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    Sylvia: Your name on this report card*