Types Of Women

الكاتب : مالك   المشاهدات : 486   الردود : 2    ‏2004-01-30
      مشاركة رقم : 1    ‏2004-01-30
  1. مالك

    مالك عضو

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    Types Of Women
    [grade="FF0000 FF0000 FF0000 FF0000 FF0000"]HARD-DISK Woman[/grade]
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.

    [grade="FF0000 FF0000 FF0000 FF0000"]RAM Woman:[/grade]

    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

    [grade="FF0000 FF6347 FF0000 FF0000"]WINDOWS Woman:[/grade]

    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no

    one can live without her.

    [grade="FF0000 FF6347 FF0000 FF0000"]EXCEL Woman:[/grade]

    They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use

    her for your four basic needs.

    [grade="FF0000 FF6347 FF0000 FF0000"]SCREENSAVER Woman:[/grade]

    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

    [grade="FF0000 FF6347 FF0000 FF0000"]INTERNET Woman:[/grade]

    Difficult to access.

    [grade="FF0000 FF6347 FF0000 FF0000"]SERVER Woman:[/grade]
    Always busy when you need her.

    [grade="FF0000 FF6347 FF0000 FF0000"]MULTIMEDIA Woman:[/grade]

    She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    [grade="FF0000 FF6347 FF0000 FF0000"]CD-ROM Woman:[/grade]

    She is always faster and faster.

    [grade="FF0000 FF0000 FF0000 FF0000"]E-MAIL Woman:[/grade]

    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

    [grade="FF0000 FF6347 FF0000 FF0000"]VIRUS Woman:[/grade]

    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.

    If you try to uninstall her you will lose something…..

    If you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
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  3. badar

    badar عضو

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    LooooooooL man i rate that man is heavy one .. i call it a killer one :p
  4.   مشاركة رقم : 3    ‏2004-02-26
  5. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    [align=left][color=660066]Funny post dear Malik,,,,,,

    u r welcome in our forum and we hope to see ur new posts soon>>>>>>>

    U too dear Badar>>>>

    Best Regards,,