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  • Types Of Women

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    HARD-DISK Woman:
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.


    RAM Woman:
    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


    WINDOWS Woman:
    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


    EXCEL Woman:
    They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.


    SCREENSAVER Woman:
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


    INTERNET Woman:
    Difficult to access.


    SERVER Woman:
    Always busy when you need her.


    MULTIMEDIA Woman:
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.


    CD-ROM Woman:
    She is always faster and faster.


    E-MAIL Woman:
    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.


    VIRUS Woman:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............ [/grade]
     

    يافع

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    :) ولهن مثل الذي عليهن.....

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    HARD-DISK Man:
    He remembers everything, FOREVER.


    RAM Man:
    He forgets about you, the moment you turn him off.


    WINDOWS Man:
    Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him.


    EXCEL Man:
    They say he can do a lot of things but you mostly use him for your four basic needs.


    SCREENSAVER Man:
    He is good for nothing but at least he is fun!


    INTERNET Man:
    Difficult to access.


    SERVER Man:
    Always busy when you need him.


    MULTIMEDIA Man:
    He makes horrible things look beautiful.


    CD-ROM Man:
    He is always faster and faster.


    E-MAIL Man:
    Every ten things he says, eight are nonsense.


    VIRUS Man:
    Also known as "HUSBAND"; when you are not expecting him, he comes, installs himself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall him you will lose everything
     

    ماجدولين

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    [color=660066]LooooooooooL :D

    Thanx yafe3 for ur reply............

    any way it's great conan and i'm sure that the others will like it>>>>>;) [/color]
     

    al-5ayal

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    loooooooool
    really it is an intersetin n beautifual posts

    thanx alot

    yours
     

    T_K

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    I've heard the women's before .. prob. here
    but it's the first time i see the Men's
    it's great .. and FUN

    TK