LoOOOooOoOOOooOL أقرأها وأضحك .,.,.,.,

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[align=left]Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza House . May
I have your..."

Customer: "Haloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number
first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from
17 kaln Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office
7645 2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number
are you calling from now Sir?

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator : "We are connected to the system, Sir."

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea, Sir."

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have
high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir."

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokier Mea Pizza. You'll like it."

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokier
Dishes' from the National Library last week, Sir."

Customer: "Ok, I give up... Give me three family sized ones
then. How much will that cost?

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10,
Sir. The total is $49.99.

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your
credit card is over the limit, and you're owing your bank
$3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including
the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."


Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM
and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives."

Operator : "You can't, Sir. Based on the records, you've
reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today."

Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas, I'll have
the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes, Sir, but if you can't wait,
you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in the system, you
own a Scooter,...registration number E1123..."

Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I#*"

Operator : "Better watch your language, Sir. Remember
on 15th July 1987? You were convicted of using abusive
language on a policeman..."

Customer: [Speechless]

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me
the 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on our
records, you're also a diabetic....... "
 

T_K

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that was realllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
fun to read

thnx

TK
 

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[align=left][color=660099]Pooooor the coustmer>>>>>:D

it's the disadvantage of the new technology....

Thanx conan for ur funny post.....:)

By the way i like the new pic in ur signature[/color].......