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    العمراوي

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    [align=left]Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza House . May
    I have your..."

    Customer: "Haloo, can I order.."

    Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number
    first, Sir?"

    Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"

    Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from
    17 kaln Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office
    7645 2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number
    are you calling from now Sir?

    Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

    Operator : "We are connected to the system, Sir."

    Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

    Operator : "That's not a good idea, Sir."

    Customer: "How come?"

    Operator : "According to your medical records, you have
    high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir."

    Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

    Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokier Mea Pizza. You'll like it."

    Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

    Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokier
    Dishes' from the National Library last week, Sir."

    Customer: "Ok, I give up... Give me three family sized ones
    then. How much will that cost?

    Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10,
    Sir. The total is $49.99.

    Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

    Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your
    credit card is over the limit, and you're owing your bank
    $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including
    the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."


    Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM
    and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives."

    Operator : "You can't, Sir. Based on the records, you've
    reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today."

    Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas, I'll have
    the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?"

    Operator : "About 45 minutes, Sir, but if you can't wait,
    you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

    Customer: " What!"

    Operator : "According to the details in the system, you
    own a Scooter,...registration number E1123..."

    Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I#*"

    Operator : "Better watch your language, Sir. Remember
    on 15th July 1987? You were convicted of using abusive
    language on a policeman..."

    Customer: [Speechless]

    Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

    Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me
    the 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

    Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on our
    records, you're also a diabetic....... "
     

    T_K

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    that was realllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    fun to read

    thnx

    TK
     

    ماجدولين

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    [align=left][color=660099]Pooooor the coustmer>>>>>:D

    it's the disadvantage of the new technology....

    Thanx conan for ur funny post.....:)

    By the way i like the new pic in ur signature[/color].......