Israeli aggressive desires

الكاتب : أسير اليمن   المشاهدات : 385   الردود : 2    ‏2006-12-14
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  1. أسير اليمن

    أسير اليمن قلم ماسي

    التسجيل :
    الإعجاب :
    I have brought something really new and funny but it is regarded as a kind of criticism. It shows the Israeli aggressive desires.
    Hope u will like it

    What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!

    The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

    The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

    The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

    The Israeli will:
    (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
    (2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
    (3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
    (4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
    (5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
    (6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
    (7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
    (8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
    (9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
    (10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
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  3. samiah

    samiah مشرف سابق

    التسجيل :
    الإعجاب :

    soooooooo true
    This is how they are, and how they always will be
    regardless of the big harm that they cause, acting as victim's is what there good at

    moreover, people tend to believe them

    :) Thankssss
    asser alyemen
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

    التسجيل :
    الإعجاب :
    its funny, but in the same time its true