"ClassiC Definitions & CooL MeaningS"

الكاتب : lion_heart   المشاهدات : 432   الردود : 2    ‏2006-11-27
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  1. lion_heart

    lion_heart عضو نشيط

    التسجيل :
    الإعجاب :
    Cigarette : A pinch of ******* rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
    . . Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
    .Divorce : Future tense of marriage
    . Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either
    . Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
    . Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power
    . .. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on
    . Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
    . . Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read
    . . Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
    . . Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
    . . Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
    . Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
    . Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
    . . Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
    . . Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
    . Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
    . Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
    . . Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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  3. المتوكل بالله

    المتوكل بالله عضو فعّال

    التسجيل :
    الإعجاب :
    thank u, its really nice topice and there is thing its come funny like

    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
    and its true and they work as a bus before elections and we saw them just in election
    also this for the doctor , as i example in this country which i live in, when anyone goes to the doctors they give the same pills for all ills and they didn't study others chapters and pills in their university.
    thank u and keep doing like that
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  5. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

    التسجيل :
    الإعجاب :
    Great Effort

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