# Do you know what is 2 times 2

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An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the following question:
"What is 2 * 2 ?"

Philosopher: "But what do you mean by 2 * 2 ?"

The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".

The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.99 and 4.01".

The mathematician cogitates for a while, oblivious to the rest of the world, then announces: "I don't know what the answer is, but I can tell you, an answer exists!".

Politician: Closes all the doors and windows, looks around carefully, then whispers "What do you want it to be?" ​

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Do you Think is tough? I agree

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?.
Let's face it. English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger, and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxing rings are square.
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth. Shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth.
If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital; Park on driveways and Drive on parkways?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down.
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out. And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible, and why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this observation, it ends.

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5. ### الشاب عادلقلم ماسي

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english is very easy to learn --- it's a make-up language

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7. ### SINCEREعضو

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it is actually easy to learn but it is confusing and not really cool like french and Arabic and the other cool languages.

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9. ### Ballerعضو

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رد: Do you know what is 2 times 2

that is right but i thought that every language was made up

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11. ### الشاب عادلقلم ماسي

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English is made up of other languages....all its root go back to other languages...whereas Arabic for example, Arabs invented most of their own words

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13. ### SamiAlganheyعضو متميّز

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Its a Crazy World
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life is too short to be thinking about things like that
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That's All I know

GIVE
LIVE
LOVE

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15. ### الشاب عادلقلم ماسي

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lol where did recieve come from?

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17. ### SamiAlganheyعضو متميّز

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It's there aint it

if You Give ...... You will Recieve
So Live and LOVE

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19. ### tormendorعضو

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English is not hard at all

but it is crazy