# Equations

الكاتب : Dr.sameh   المشاهدات : 462   الردود : 3    ‏2005-10-27
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1. ### Dr.samehعضو

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS -
* Smart man + smart woman = romance

* Smart man + dumb woman = affair
* Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
* Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
* Smart boss + smart employee = profit
* Smart boss + dumb employee = production
* Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
* Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATHS
* A man will pay \$2 for a \$1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay \$1 for a \$2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS -

* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
* To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

LONGEVITY -
* Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE -
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE -
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
* Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

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3. ### جراهام بلمشرف سابق

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mathematical stuff
amazing and entertaining
thanks buddy
regards

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5. ### بنت الفلاحيعضو

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Nice equations
Especially this one

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
* Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals
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. Thanks Dr
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7. ### stupid boyعضو

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it is really a nice equations
especially the mathematics
because I do not like this stuff
but if it is like this I like it
thanks brother
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