A very funny poem...you gonna love it..deadman

الكاتب : !~DeAdMaN~!   المشاهدات : 641   الردود : 2    ‏2005-07-24
      مشاركة رقم : 1    ‏2005-07-24
  1. !~DeAdMaN~!

    !~DeAdMaN~! عضو

    التسجيل :
    الإعجاب :
    Many many years ago
    when I was twenty three,
    I got married to a widow
    who was pretty as could be.
    This widow had a grown-up daughter
    who had hair of red.
    My father fell in love with her,
    and soon the two were wed.
    This made my dad my son-in-law
    And changed my very life.
    My daughter was my mother,
    For she was my father's wife
    To complicate the matters worse,
    Although it brought me joy,
    I soon became the father
    Of a bouncing baby boy.
    My little baby then became
    A brother-in-law to dad.
    And so became my uncle,
    Though it made me very sad.
    For if he was my uncle,
    Then that also made him brother
    To the widow's grown-up daughter
    Who, of course, was my step-mother
    Father's wife then had a son,
    Who kept them on the run.
    And he became my grandson,
    For he was m! y daughter's son
    My wife is now my mother's mother
    And it makes me blue.
    Because, although she is my wife,
    She is my grandma too
    If my wife is my grandmother,
    Then I am her grandchild.
    And every time I think of it,
    It simply drives me wild
    For now I have become
    The strangest case you ever saw.
    As the husband of my grandmother,
    I am my own grandpa !!!
  2.   مشاركة رقم : 2    ‏2005-07-25
  3. بنت الفلاحي

    بنت الفلاحي عضو

    التسجيل :
    الإعجاب :
    lol It's a well done funny poem
    thx deadman:)
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  5. Wind Of Change

    Wind Of Change عضو نشيط

    التسجيل :
    الإعجاب :
    he could hv just married the daughter & let his father marry the widow...hahaha
    ?it was funny & strange.....where did u get from