funny signs & notices

الكاتب : Wind Of Change   المشاهدات : 569   الردود : 2    ‏2005-07-05
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  1. Wind Of Change

    Wind Of Change عضو نشيط

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    I have collected these funny signs for you, with writting some of my comments next to them
    i hope u'll like them as much as i did.
    it's good to laugh once in a while....right

    okkkk here we go

    Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly"

    In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends." -------> what about holidays[

    Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms
    to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.

    In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."--------> hez more rude hahahaha

    In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."

    In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."-------> that z one really funny sign

    Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."

    In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"--------> we'll cheat on u

    In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."------> ok just let me open my coffin

    On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

    !!!!In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car." ----->& how i'm i suppose to read it if the car z dirty

    [​IMG]Sign in a maternity clothes store: "We are open on labor day."

    Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write." ------> & it's a book sotre ahhhhh

    Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."

    Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here." -----> r u sure

    Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want."

    Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)." ------->of course they can't

    ???Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice. --------> ok ok u don't hv to be that mad, u zsepeak any english

    !!!Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. -------> naaaa in the tub, u sure

    [​IMG]A sign in the local opportunity shop says, "If your going to steal, then smile for the camera."

    Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) --------> repair anything ha

    Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


    In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD ------> i wanna see how will these staff look standing upside down

    Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales: THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW

    Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."
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  3. larose

    larose عضو

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    Really it's a very nice collection.
    But u know, it's a big mistake cause these small sentences reflects our personnality and we have to take care of it.
    Thx again and i hope to see more than these.
    so intresting and useful.
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  5. Wind Of Change

    Wind Of Change عضو نشيط

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    What u said is intersting, about how these sentences reflect our personality
    .but i wont call it a BIG MISTAKE....cause it really depends on the way u read them
    ,Actually English is very tricky
    "for instance the phrase "Come On
    can mean three different things depending on the way u say it....
    Anyway...thanx alot for stepping by Larose.