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عضو متميز
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[align=left]A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute
blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and
says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says ! the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns
out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and
says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says ! the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns
out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
