[align=left]Hope you can learn some thing from this story Woman: Is there a problem, Officer Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding Woman: Oh, I see Officer: Can I see your license please Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one Officer: Don't have one Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please Woman: I can't do that Officer: Why not Woman: I stole this car Officer: Stole it Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner Officer: You what Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner Woman: Murdered the owner Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers The officer is quite stunned Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's license The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the officer told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner Woman: I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too Moral of the story: Don't mess with a Woman
looooooooool I won't say Devils but foxes Don't mess with women huh maybe u r right thanks for such a funny story regards
[gdwl]What a pity Women have a great cheats and tricks,(إن كيدهنّ عظيم) . She has nothing from good moral,but this officer has taken the right action and they should belive him...cos he sweared when he joined the service After all it is funny situation Thank you dear for the nice post[/gdwl]
Loooooooooooooooooooool That Was Good One Did You Make It Up Your Self Or It,s Real Seems To Me That You Live Jn Us
A story remains a story,whatever is the basic meaning,when a person wants to narrate any kind of story it should have such grounds,yes,,,u have a bright future,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well done..
