History lesson Joke!

Poet · 05-05-2003, 08:24 AM

History lesson

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the
son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher
said, "Let''s begin by reviewing some American history. Who
said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who had his hand
up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good! Who said ''Government of the people, by the people, for
the people, shall not perish from the earth''"? Again, no response
except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Martinez.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?"
demanded the teacher. Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I''m gonna puke." The
teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,
Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little beast. If
you say anything else, I''ll kill you." Martinez frantically yells at
the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we''re in BIG trouble!" Martinez
said, "Saddam Hussein 2003."[/ALIGN]

bash · 05-05-2003, 05:44 PM

:) ahahhahaha.. Brilliant

عدنيه وبس · 05-05-2003, 06:12 PM

lol

thanks peom so funny joke really :)

الصمود · 05-05-2003, 06:28 PM

شي معاكم خبر
=========
أخي البااااااااااش

ترجم نصف الكلام

والنصف الباقي على عدنيه
=========
ومشكورين مقدما على تعبكم

Poet · 06-05-2003, 05:27 AM

bash
عدنيه وبس

So glad that you liked it
-----------------
الصمود
Try to read it, and you will find funny:)

bash · 06-05-2003, 01:51 PM

اقتباس كاتب الرسالة الأصلية : الصمود
شي معاكم خبر
=========
أخي البااااااااااش

ترجم نصف الكلام

والنصف الباقي على عدنيه
=========
ومشكورين مقدما على تعبكم

check out your mail:o

الصمود · 06-05-2003, 02:24 PM

مشكور أخي باااااااااش

وصلت الترجمه على الخاااااااااص
===========
أختنا عدنيه

أنا فاهم أنه مع المحاوله سأجد المتعه
========
بس باقي النصف الثاني عليك الترجمه
======
الأخ باش وصل إلى أن اللي يحضروا للتعليم من خارج
يكونوا ذو معرفه أكثر من أصحاب البلاد أنفسهم
========
وشكرا لكم مقدما

سمير محمد · 07-05-2003, 04:53 AM

Try to read it, and you will find funny

Poet to alsomod 2003

haaaaaaa

Thnk u POET

05-05-2003, 08:24 AM	#1
Poet عضو تاريخ التسجيل: 30-03-2003 المشاركات: 1,089	History lesson Joke! History lesson It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let''s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good! Who said ''Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth''"? Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Martinez. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" demanded the teacher. Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." At that point, a student in the back said, "I''m gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little beast. If you say anything else, I''ll kill you." Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we''re in BIG trouble!" Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein 2003."[/ALIGN]

05-05-2003, 05:44 PM	#2
bash عضو متميّز تاريخ التسجيل: 18-11-2002 الدولة: Socotra المشاركات: 2,169	:) ahahhahaha.. Brilliant

05-05-2003, 06:12 PM	#3
عدنيه وبس مشرف سابق تاريخ التسجيل: 23-11-2002 المشاركات: 6,468	lol thanks peom so funny joke really :)

05-05-2003, 06:28 PM	#4
الصمود قلم فضي تاريخ التسجيل: 12-02-2003 المشاركات: 3,697	شي معاكم خبر ========= أخي البااااااااااش ترجم نصف الكلام والنصف الباقي على عدنيه ========= ومشكورين مقدما على تعبكم

06-05-2003, 05:27 AM	#5
Poet عضو تاريخ التسجيل: 30-03-2003 المشاركات: 1,089	bash عدنيه وبس So glad that you liked it ----------------- الصمود Try to read it, and you will find funny:)

06-05-2003, 02:24 PM	#7
الصمود قلم فضي تاريخ التسجيل: 12-02-2003 المشاركات: 3,697	مشكور أخي باااااااااش وصلت الترجمه على الخاااااااااص =========== أختنا عدنيه أنا فاهم أنه مع المحاوله سأجد المتعه ======== بس باقي النصف الثاني عليك الترجمه ====== الأخ باش وصل إلى أن اللي يحضروا للتعليم من خارج يكونوا ذو معرفه أكثر من أصحاب البلاد أنفسهم ======== وشكرا لكم مقدما

07-05-2003, 04:53 AM	#8
سمير محمد إداري سابق نجم المجلس اليمني 2003 تاريخ التسجيل: 26-09-2002 المشاركات: 14,883	Try to read it, and you will find funny Poet to alsomod 2003 haaaaaaa Thnk u POET

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