Stupid Goerge Quotes!

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  1. Kebrya2_aljor7

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    Gotta love GEORGE! To me, he is one of the best American entertainers of all time (better than Bill Cosby :p). I used to, and still, enjoy his interviews and press conferences . He is probably the stupidist, least eloquent American president ever. Anyway, here are some of his quotes, full of nonesense and grammatical mistakes!
    I remember him commenting on the Abu-Gharib scanadal by saying "..... and I didn't like it, I didn't like it one bit". I swear I laughed so hard that I almost fell off my chair while watching it!!

    Enjoy

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    "RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED: IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?"
    -FLO



    RENCE, S.C., JAN. 11, 2000

    "A RESULTS-ORIENTED ADMINISTRATION… WILL MAKE AMERICA WHAT WE WANT IT TO BE-A LITERATE COUNTRY AND A HOPEFULLER COUNTRY."-WASHINGTON, D.C., JAN. 11, 2001

    "I WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE QUESTIONER. I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO ASK THE QUESTIONERS THE QUESTION THEY'VE BEEN QUESTIONING. AUSTIN, TEXAS, JAN. 8, 2001

    "I DO REMAIN CONFIDENT IN LINDA. SHE'LL MAKE A FINE LABOR SECRETARY. FROM WHAT I'VE READ IN THE PRESS ACCOUNTS, SHE'S PERFECTLY QUALIFIED."-AUSTIN, TEXAS, JAN. 8, 2001

    "SHE IS A MEMBER OF A LABOR UNION AT ONE POINT."
    ANNOUNCING HIS NOMINATION OF LINDA CHAVEZ AS SECRETARY OF LABOR. AUSTIN, TEXAS, JAN. 2, 2001


    "NATURAL GAS IS HEMISPHERIC. I LIKE TO CALL IT HEMISPHERIC IN NATURE BECAUSE IT IS A PRODUCT THAT WE CAN FIND IN OUR NEIGHBORHOODS."
    AUSTIN, TEXAS, DEC. 20, 2000


    "I AM MINDFUL OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH AND THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH. I ASSURED ALL FOUR OF THESE LEADERS THAT I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, AND THAT DIFFERENCE IS THEY PASS THE LAWS AND I EXECUTE THEM." WASHINGTON, D.C., DEC. 18, 2000


    "THE GREAT THING ABOUT AMERICA IS EVERYBODY SHOULD VOTE."
    AUSTIN, TEXAS, DEC. 8, 2000


    "I KNEW IT MIGHT PUT HIM IN AN AWKWARD POSITION THAT WE HAD A DISCUSSION BEFORE FINALITY HAS FINALLY HAPPENED IN THIS PRESIDENTIAL RACE."
    DESCRIBING A PHONE CALL TO SEN. JOHN BREAUX. CRAWFORD, TEXAS, DEC. 2, 2000


    "THE LEGISLATURE'S JOB IS TO WRITE LAW. IT'S THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH'S JOB TO INTERPRET LAW."
    AUSTIN, TEXAS, NOV. 22, 2000


    "THEY MISUNDERESTIMATED ME."
    BENTONVILLE, ARK., NOV. 6, 2000


    "THEY WANT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTROLLING SOCIAL SECURITY LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF FEDERAL PROGRAM."
    ST. CHARLES, MO., NOV. 2, 2000


    "STATES SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO ENACT REASONABLE LAWS AND RESTRICTIONS PARTICULARLY TO END THE INHUMANE PRACTICE OF ENDING A LIFE THAT OTHERWISE COULD LIVE."
    -CLEVELAND, JUNE 29, 2000

    "UNFAIRLY BUT TRUTHFULLY, OUR PARTY HAS BEEN TAGGED AS BEING AGAINST THINGS... ANTI-IMMIGRANT, FOR EXAMPLE. AND WE'RE NOT A PARTY OF ANTI-IMMIGRANTS. QUITE THE OPPOSITE. WE'RE A PARTY THAT WELCOMES PEOPLE."
    -CAMPAIGNING IN CLEVELAND, JULY 1, 2000

    " I DO NOT BELIEVE WE'VE PUT A GUILTY... I MEAN INNOCENT PERSON TO DEATH IN THE STATE OF TEXAS."
    -ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, NPR, JUNE 16, 2000

    "I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE IDEAL WORLD, CHRIS. I'VE READ- I UNDERSTAND REALITY. IF YOU'RE ASKING ME AS THE PRESIDENT, WOULD I UNDERSTAND REALITY, I DO."
    -ON ABORTION, HARDBALL, MSNBC; MAY 31, 2000

    "THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH PEOPLE IN THE SYSTEM TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE LIKE ME."
    -ON THE COMING SOCIAL SECURITY CRISIS; WILTON, CONN.; JUNE 9, 2000

    BUSH: "FIRST OF ALL, CINCO DE MAYO IS NOT THE INDEPENDENCE DAY. THAT'S DIECISEIS DE SEPTIEMBRE, AND ..." MATTHEWS: "WHAT'S THAT IN ENGLISH?" BUSH: "FIFTEENTH OF SEPTEMBER." (DIECISEIS DE SEPTIEMBRE = SEPT. 16)
    -HARDBALL, MSNBC, MAY 31, 2000

    "ACTUALLY, I...THIS MAY SOUND A LITTLE WEST TEXAN TO YOU, BUT I LIKE IT. WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT...WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, AND WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, ALL OF US ARE TALKING ABOUT ME."
    --HARDBALL, MSNBC, MAY 31, 2000

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    There are tons of 'em, but so as not to bore you guys, check out this link for more Goerge stuff:

    http://www.politicalhell.com/bush-quotes.htm
     
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  3. Sheba

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    Bro


    I've read those statements..pleeeeeeenty of times :D:D


    I cracked up

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    I'll be back :)
     
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  5. Kebrya2_aljor7

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    I am glad you think George is funny lol!

    thnx for passing by and I'll be waiting :d
     
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    ?That is not a word, is it Mr Brush





    I thought my little nephew was the only one that doesn't make sense :D




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    Believe it or not, I have this quote saved in my documents, I don't know why I thought it would be interesting to show my American friends who are pro-Bush. I showed one of them the quote once, and I asked her "Isn't his English poor? She goes: Well....He's the smartest man I've ever seen

    After that day I didn't see her. Not because she didn't come, but because I didn't want to hang around with idiots





    ?The neighborhoods

    ?Not under the beds



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    Actually, the Legislative branch's job is to interpert and explain laws. It is not the executive branch's job, Mr Pumpkinhead


    This guy has his brain system severely damaged






    OH! They sure did




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    I shall return :cool:
     
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  11. Kebrya2_aljor7

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    :)
    Thanks for the comments your majesty!

    I had a good laugh reading your comments on George's quotes. I'll come back later to comment on some.

    Salam
     
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    And yet another one of George's quotes:

    "IT'S CLEARLY A BUDGET. IT'S GOT A LOT OF NUMBERS IN IT.

    George, aren't you smart!!

    Thanks wind of chaneg for passing by
     

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