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  1. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


    Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit

    Smart boss + dumb employee =production

    Dumb boss + smart employee =promotion

    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    HAPPINESS !

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
    little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
    understand her at all.


    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
    more willing to die.


    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
    !
    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
    cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
    the same thing to them at funerals.

    [gdwl]AKA
    Sami Alganhey
    سامي الجانحي[/gdwl]
     
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  3. fancierlove

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    LOL!!
    it's so funny
    thank you bother for this wonderful sharing
    keep it up
     
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  5. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    a[gdwl]ANYTIME[/gdwl]
     
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  7. اليمني الجريح

    اليمني الجريح قلم ماسي

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    LoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOL

    [grade="00008B FF6347 008000 4B0082"]Is really fun buddy,
    i couldnt hold mtself from laughing so hard,loOoOoOoOl[/grade]
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    thanks buddy,
    :)

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  9. Dilemma

    Dilemma مشرف سابق

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    I couldnt too.

    Thanks For it bro.
    And keep posting such as posts.

    Yours
     
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  11. حاشديه

    حاشديه عضو فعّال

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    That's so marvelous

    especially the last sentence


    Thank you a lot for your post

    Looking forward for more posts from you
     
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  13. ra7alboy

    ra7alboy عضو متميّز

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    loooooooooooooool
    that was funny man
    Thanks bro.

    a lot of it are true
     
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  15. SamiAlganhey

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    Thanks for Replying, I'm glad u liked it
    Thanks Again
    AKA
    Sami Alganhey
    سامي الجانحي
     
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  17. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    Brother Dilemma
    Its good to hear that you enjoyed my post, And thank you for visiting my Post, and replying
    Thanks Again
    [gdwl]AKA
    Sami Alganhey
    سامي الجانحي
    [/gdwl]
     
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  19. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    حاشديه
    Thanks for replying, and for visiting my post
    Thanks Again
    [gdwl]AKA
    Sami Alganhey
    سامي الجانحي[/gdwl]
     

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