Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers

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  1. Wind Of Change

    Wind Of Change عضو نشيط

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    [align=left]STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

    BOY : May I hold your hand?
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
    .

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...


    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
    .

    MAN : You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick
    .


    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
    .

    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


    Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil : "The moon".
    Teacher : "Why?"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".


    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
    Pupil : "A teacher".


    Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have?"


    My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

    Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
    Sam : "It's a family tradition".
    Teacher : "What do you mean?"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
    Teacher : "What about your mother?"
    Sam : "She's a woman".


    Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
    Student : "Brotherly love".


    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".


    Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".


    Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."


    Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
    Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

    :p:rolleyes:
     
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  3. Dilemma

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    Lol
    That was the funniest jokes I ever heard:D

    I think that would crake my friends up.:rolleyes:
    I have to make a copy.;)

    Thanks for it man

    Yours
    Dilemma
     
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  5. ISLAND_LOVE

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    Thanks brother
    really it's very good specailly
    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm


    i thinke all is very good
    thank you


    your faithfully
    Island_Love
     
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  7. SamiAlganhey

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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    Those Jokes Were Amazing, I Enjoyed every single one of them.
    THANKS A Lot
    AKA
    Sami Alganhey
    سامي الجانحي
     
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  9. Wind Of Change

    Wind Of Change عضو نشيط

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    Hey...I'm glad that u liked them;)
     
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  11. T_K

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    LOOOOOOOOL
    I've seen them before but still they're
    very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    thaks
    my regards

    TK
     
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  13. SamiAlganhey

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    KEEP on Posting?Those were Great
    AKA
    Sami Alganhey
    سامي الجانحي
     
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  15. fancierlove

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    Hi Wind Of Change
    thank you so much for a nice sharing
    it's enjoyable
    keep it up

    :)
     
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  17. anashayel

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    lol, thanks bro
     
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  19. hadwan79

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    really its very nice joke and thanks for your effort also if u have more we are waiting
    with my regards
     

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