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  1. SamiAlganhey

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    [a7la1=00FF00]Drunk Driver

    A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

    ''I can't do that, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''

    ''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

    ''Can't do that either, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''

    ''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

    ''Can't do that either, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''

    ''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

    ''Can't do that either, officer.''

    ''Why not?''

    ''Because I'm drunk.''


    [bor=FF6600]؟؟؟Get it??? [/bor][bor=0000FF]He Told Him??
    HUHUH huHUHH
    [/bor][bor=FFFF00]A.K.A.[/bor][bor=FF0000]Samiسامي تلجانحي[/bor]
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  3. AboYafi

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    [grade="32CD32 FF0000 32CD32 32CD32 FF0000"]LOL
    HUHUH HUHUH,
    oR HEHEHEHEHEH
    Thats was Funny, Thanks Man.
    Keep on doing what ur doing. its good.
    Regards Abo Yafi[/grade]
     
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  5. الرهينه

    الرهينه قلم ذهبي

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    thanks alot

    nice joke ,

    by the way i think that this drunken guy was

    student in medical school

    thanks again
     
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  7. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    Thank you Abo Yafi and تليم الحب
    For visiting my Post
    Thanks Again
    AKA
    Samiسامي الجانحي
     

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