Jokes that will crack you up

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  1. Kebrya2_aljor7

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    What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    45 lbs.
    **************
    What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    45 minutes.
    ***************
    How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
    ***************
    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
    good looking?
    Because those men already have boyfriends.
    **************
    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
    ***************
    What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
    driving.
    **************
    What do you call a smart blonde?
    A golden retriever.
    **************
    Why does the bride always wear white?
    Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
    *************
    What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
    ***************
    What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
    "Are you sure it's mine?"
    **************
    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
    Everyone has the same DNA.
    **************
    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
    other?
    A speech impediment.
    ***************
    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Breasts don't have eyes.
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    What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
    A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage,
    along with a recipe.
    ***************
    What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    Row row row your boat( to america, bro ).
    ***************
    What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
    fairytale?

    A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale
    begins


    Hey, can everyone please not act as a saint and begin ranting about the few (R-rated words)?
    Thank you

    "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
     
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  3. العسيب

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    [grade="FF4500 4B0082 0000FF 000000 F4A460"]what's the difference between ...

    can you tell me ..**is like this in islam
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  5. Kebrya2_aljor7

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    Did you read what I wrote in red?
     
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    lol
    That was funny....
    Thanks brother
     
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  9. Kebrya2_aljor7

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    You're welcome
     
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  11. عمرنسر

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    what the hell man?
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