English is Stupid

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  1. Drop

    Drop عضو

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    I just wanted to share with you this piece of writing by someone who thinks that English language is a stupid one. I found it interesting and meanwhile true. Hope you like it.


    English Language

    Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

    Let's face it
    English is a stupid language.
    There is no egg in the eggplant
    No ham in the hamburger
    And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
    English muffins were not invented in England
    French fries were not invented in France.

    We sometimes take English for granted
    But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
    Quicksand takes you down slowly
    Boxing rings are square
    And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

    If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
    If the plural of tooth is teeth
    Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
    If the teacher taught,
    Why didn't the preacher praught.

    If a vegetarian eats vegetables
    What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
    Why do people recite at a play
    Yet play at a recital?
    Park on driveways and
    Drive on parkways

    You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
    Of a language where a house can burn up as
    It burns down
    And in which you fill in a form
    By filling it out
    And a bell is only heard once it goes!

    English was invented by people, not computers
    And it reflects the creativity of the human race
    (Which of course isn't a race at all)

    That is why
    When the stars are out they are visible
    But when the lights are out they are invisible
    And why it is that when I wind up my watch
    It starts
    But when I wind up this observation,
    It ends.


    It was just a joke, I hope english people won't take it as an offence
     
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  3. Dilemma

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    Salam sis Drop

    Sounds good
    I'll check it soon.
    Yours
     
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  5. العسيب

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    [grade="FF4500 4B0082 0000FF 000000 F4A460"]sis you forgote these 2 Sentences it should be after this pargraph [/grade]
    How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
    And as cold as hell on another


    love sis


    [grade="FF4500 4B0082 0000FF 000000 F4A460"]there is never wrong time to do something right [/grade]
     
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  7. جراهام بل

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    terrible jokes from the one who had written this article,the struggles of grammar,wrriting,listening and speaking can be put together in one box and kept in your head when u have that magic of the palm in your hand and the logic of your mind
    according to this article,English is stupid but it's the most wanted and important
    thanks sis drop for such an outstanding post
    regards
     
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  9. Drop

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    u r welcome bro ....
     

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