GW Bush America's smartest President

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    An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers
    on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger
    said "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the
    Lakers need me, I can't afford to die" So he took the first
    pack and left the plane


    The second passenger, Hilary Clinton said, "I am the wife
    of the former President of the United States, I am also
    the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New
    York senator." She just took the second parachute and
    jumped out of the plane


    The third passenger, George W. Bush, said," I'm president
    of the United States of America, I have a great responsibility
    being the leader of a superpower nation. Above all, I"m
    the smartest president in American history, so America's
    people won't let me die. So he took the pack next to
    him and jumped out of the plane


    The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger
    a 10 year old boy, " I am old and frail and I don't have
    many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and
    let you have the last parachute. The boy said,"it's OK
    there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest
    President has taken my school bag
     

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