# kids think fast.....Enjoy

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[grade="800080 FF1493 FF1493 800080"]Teacher: Why are you late
Webster: Because of the sign
Teacher: What sign
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Sarah: H I J K L M N O!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George!

Teacher: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Willie: Me!

Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when >>>people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.

Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card*