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  1. jameel

    jameel عضو متميّز

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    i hope you like them

    New Improved Lawnmowers

    One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
    The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

    So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

    The guy then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.

    When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

    The layer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
    loll
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    Q. How many yemeni jokes are there?
    A. Three...the rest are all true.
    lololo
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    George and Laura Bush were on a private...

    George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en route to a public speaking in Florida.
    After staring out the window with a curious look on his face he turns to Laura and says, "Hey Laura, how about I throw a $100 bill out of the airplane and make a person happy?"

    Laura replies, "Well, why don''t you just throw two $50 bills out of the airplane and make two people happy?"

    George W. thinks about this and replies again with excitement, "I know what I''''ll do! I''''ll throw five $20 bills out of the airplane and make five people happy!"

    The pilot of the jet turns around with frustration and says, "Why don''''t you both jump out of the airplane and make the whole world happy?!"
    lololol
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    Running for Office

    George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
    Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

    The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

    The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

    The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured."

    The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your aS* from drowning!"
     
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  3. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    [color=660066]hahahahaha
    Dear jameel,,

    they r really funny,,

    but u know what .........,
    i didn't know that the Americans themselves hate Bush>>>>>>:)

    and that proves that he is a bad president>>>>>>[/color]
     
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  5. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    loooooool
    nice jokes yo
    cool thing
    Mag.
    Even Americans hate Bush, trust me, it's just that the plitical view is the apparent one to the media

    TK
     
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  7. Di7bash

    Di7bash عضو متميّز

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    [color=FF0000]but u know what .........,
    i didn't know that the Americans themselves hate Bush>>>>>>

    and that proves that he is a bad president[/color]

    www.moveon.org
    www.bushin30seconds.com

    check out those websites mag and you will know how much americans hate bush

    hopefully senator kerry will win the upcoming elections -although he has some jewish roots- or else we are busted.

    Salam for now
     
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  9. لابيرنث

    لابيرنث مشرف سابق

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    Looooooooooooooooooool

    So funny jokes dear

    Thank u
     
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  11. jameel

    jameel عضو متميّز

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    Hi everybody
    We don’t really care if Senator Kerry will win the upcoming elections or not as it says in Quran they all against us. We depend in Allah ONLY nobody else.
    و السلام وعليكم
    لكم خلص تحياتي.
     

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