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  1. Fares

    Fares عضو نشيط

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    [align=left]playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named head of the Communist Party in China.

    (Scene: The Oval Office. Enter the National Security Adviser,Condoleezia Rice.


    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The Chinaman!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's who's name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: Call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    Condi (On the phone): Rice, here.

    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
     
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  3. عاشق الابتسامات

    عاشق الابتسامات مشرف سابق

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    hhhhhhhhhhhh
    funny

    i here it in ram file
    very very funny

    thanx alot
     
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  5. ابن نفل

    ابن نفل قلم فضي

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    ًWho is HU

    اضحك الله جميع أسنانك ياهوووووووووووو
     
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  7. batal10

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    llooll
    thanx fares

    so stupid
    George Bush Quotes & Misstatements

    "Ariel Sharon of Israel is a Man of Peace". George W. Bush
    شارون رجل سلام
    "General Musharraf of Pakistan is a Democrat". George W. Bush
    الجنرال مشرف ديمقراطي
    "The inhabitants of Greece are Greecians". George W. Bush
    سكان اليونان يونانيون
    "The French don't have a word for `Entrepreneur`". George W. Bush

    "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country".
    George W.Bush
    غالبية وارداتنا تاتي من الخارج
    "If we don´t succeed, we run the risk of failure". George W. Bush

    "I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future". George W. Bush
    كنت حكيما في الماضي وكنت حكيما في المستقبل
    "The future will be better tomorrow". George W. Bush

    "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world".
    George W. Bush

    "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, we are a part of Europe". George W. Bush


    "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls". George W. Bush

    "For NASA, space is still a high priority". George W. Bush

    "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children". George W. Bush
    بصراحه المعلمين هم فقط من يعلم ابناءنا
    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
    impurities in our air and water that are doing it".
    George W.Bush
    "It's time that the human race enter the solar system". George W. Bush ان الاوان ان يدخل الجنس البشري المجموعه الشمسيه
    "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions

    and have a tremendous impact on history."...George W. Bush

    "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." ...George W.
    Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

    "Public speaking is very easy." ...George W. Bush to reporters

    "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" ...George W. Bush
    "

    "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." ...George W. Bush 9/22/97

    "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."...
    Governor George W. Bush

    "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child." - Gov GWB
    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George W. Bush, Jr.
    "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
    "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." ...Gov GW Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
    "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." GW Bush, 9/15/95
    "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change." GWB 5/22/98
    "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
    "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
    "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."—Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
    "It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
    "Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about."
    "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." ...Governor George W. Bush,Jr.
    "The future will be better tomorrow." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
    "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
    "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
    "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." GW Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson
    "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
    "Public speaking is very easy." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9
    "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" ...George W. Bush,
    "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." ...Gov G W. Bush
    "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. ...George W. Bush, Jr.
    "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." ...Gov George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96
    "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
    "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
    "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make." ...Gov GW Bush, Jr.
    "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." ...Gov George W. Bush, Jr.
     
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  9. ابن الحاج

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    the rapid reply

    thank u very much for this joke
     

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