Is your computer male or female ? Computers may considered male because.. - You have to turn them on to get their attention. - They have lot of data but are still clueless. - They are supposed to help you solve problems but they mostly are one. - As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited, you could have had a better model. Computers may be considered female because.. - No one but the creator understands their internal logic. - Native language they use to communicate with others of their kind in incomprehensible. - Even your smallest mistakes are stored in their memory for later. - As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.