The problem with GUYS !

الكاتب : lonely man   المشاهدات : 326   الردود : 2    ‏2003-12-22
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  1. lonely man

    lonely man عضو متميّز

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    [color=3366FF]Men Are Hard To Please
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    >The problems with GUYS:
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    >If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
    >If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
    >If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
    >If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
    >If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
    >If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
    >If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
    >If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    >If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
    >If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
    >If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
    >If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
    >If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
    >If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
    >If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
    >If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
    >If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
    >If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
    >If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
    >If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
    >If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
    >If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
    >If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
    >If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
    >& sooo hard to please!!!!!
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    >If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
    >but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
    >The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...
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    >Words to remember for a while
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    >Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
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    >The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
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    >So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.
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    >That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...
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    >Send this to all the girls who you know are at the top of the tree.
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  3. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    [color=660066]No comment :D :D

    Thanx lonely u really makes me laugh;) [/color]
     
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  5. Di7bash

    Di7bash عضو متميّز

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    [align=left]She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

    She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

    She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

    She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

    She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

    She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

    She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

    She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE

    She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

    She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

    She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

    She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

    She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

    She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
     

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