u gotta joke? let's see it

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  1. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    Ok people
    here's a chance for you to share
    the jokes u think are funny here with
    all of us
    well, i was reading this one joke and i was laughing so hard
    i decided to post this thread

    well, here's the first joke

    One day, the women of the world got together and decided not to work anymore. No more laundry, no more cooking, no more cleaning, etc.
    So they all went to their respective countries and homes and decided to meet again the following week to report progress.

    A week later, the French lady is telling about her experience: I went home and told my husband that I will not do housework from now on. I will not clean, will not cook. The first day I didn't see
    anything. The second day I didn't see anything.
    The third day, he brought me breakfast in bed and cooked a delicious meal for lunch.

    Then came the British lady's turn: I went home and told my husband that I will not do housework from now on. I will not clean, I will not cook. The first day I didn't see anything. The second day I didn't see anything. The third day, he went to the
    supermarket and did all our grocery shopping, came back and
    cleaned the whole house.

    Em el 'Abed came last with her story:
    Ana reht 3al beit. Eltello, ya aboul 3abed, ana ma-ba'a rah eshteghel. Ma-ba'a otbokh, ma-ba'a kannes, ma-ba'a ekwi. Awwal yom ma sheft shi. Tani yom ma sheft shi.
    Telit yom, sort shouf shwai bi 3aini el shmal.


    enjoy

    TK
     
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  3. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    [align=justify][color=660066]Ill be back>>>>>>:) [/color]
     
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  5. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    HERE'S ANOTHER JOKE

    There was a Yemeni man, a Jewish man and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through the Province.
    Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
    When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Yemeni man were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Jewish man had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
    The Jewish man was thinking: The Yemeni fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.
    Claudia Schiffer was thinking: The Jewish fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Yemeni man and got slapped for it.
    And the Yemenis was thinking: This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap the Jewish bastard again.

    [​IMG]

    TK
     
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  7. batal10

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    A man calls home to his wife, all excited and says, "Guess what honey! I just won 6 million dollars in the lottery!! Pack your bags!"
    Wife: "That's wonderful news! What shall I pack? Light clothes, warm clothes, swimming suites or what?"
    Husband: "I don't care. Just be gone when I get home."



    وحده بالعربي
    واحد مسطول بيقول لصاحبه مش عارف يأ أخي عود الكبريت ده ما بيولعش ليه مع إنه لسه مولع من شوية
     
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  9. Di7bash

    Di7bash عضو متميّز

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    Her Age
    Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

    After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

    Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

    "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

    "Hey, wait a minute!" Harold interrupted.

    "I haven't added them up yet."
     
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  11. ابن نفل

    ابن نفل قلم فضي

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    أضحك الله جميع أسنانكم ياشباب ... كنت متضايق بس بعد مواضيعكم خرجت

    الضحكة بقوة .. بغيت اطيح من الكرسي >>>

    Thanks guys will return
    PRONTO
     
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  13. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    a ghetto man fell from the twentieth floor
    once he reached the ground,
    everyone rushed to his position
    they all were like "what happen over here" thrilled
    the ghetto man stood up and said
    " i don't know .. i just got here"

    [​IMG]

    TK
     

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