Lessons In Logic

الكاتب : lonely man   المشاهدات : 459   الردود : 2    ‏2003-12-16
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  1. lonely man

    lonely man عضو متميّز

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    [color=990066]LESSONS IN LOGIC

    If your father is a poor man,

    it is your fate but,

    if your father-in-law is a poor man,

    it's your stupidity.


    I was born intelligent -

    education ruined me.


    Practice makes perfect.....

    But nobody's perfect......

    so why practice?


    If it's true that we are here to help others,

    then what exactly are the others here for?


    Since light travels faster than sound,

    people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

    Money is not everything.

    There's MasterCard & Visa.


    One should love animals.

    They are so tasty.


    Behind every successful man, there is a woman

    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


    Every man should marry.

    After all, happiness is not the only thing in



    The wise never marry.

    and when they marry they become otherwise.


    Success is a relative term.

    It brings so many relatives.


    Never put off the work till tomorrow

    what you can put off today.


    "Your future depends on your dreams"

    So go to sleep


    There should be a better way to start a day

    Than waking up every morning


    "Hard work never killed anybody"

    But why take the risk


    "Work fascinates me"

    I can look at it for hours

    God made relatives;

    Thank God we can choose our friends.


    The more you learn, the more you know,

    The more you know, the more you forget

    The more you forget, the less you know

    So.. why learn.


    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station....

    what more can I say........

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  3. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    thank you so much for this post

    I really enjoyed it a lot

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  5. أبو يمن اصلي

    أبو يمن اصلي قلم فضي

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    "[color=0033CC]Your future depends on your dreams"

    So go to sleep[/color]

    This is the funniest. I couldn't hold my laughter at it though
    I read it in the University's Computer Lab with people all around me

    very good post bro