Globalization:)

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  1. ماجدولين

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    What is globalization

    Question : What is globalization?

    Answer : Princess Diana's death

    Question : How come?

    Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!

    And this is sent to you by a Yemeni girl;, using Bill Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore

    plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to u by Chinamen!

    That is Globalization!!!

    with my best wishes
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  3. Di7bash

    Di7bash عضو متميّز

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    and the first reply was by a yemeni student in a canadian city eating american cereal and watching BBC news "which is and english channel"and in half an hour will attend his first lecture with a scotish professor



    Hell yeah
    it is all globalization
     
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  5. ماجدولين

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    [align=left][color=FF9966]Thanx Di7bash for ur attendence ......:)
    but let's try to clarify this loanword ...............,[/color][grade="00008B FF6347 008000 4B0082"]
    What is Globalization?[/grade]
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    Globalization can usefully be conceived as a process (or set of processes) which embodies a transformation in the spatial organization of social relations and transactions, generating transcontinental or interregional flows and networks of activity, interaction and power.
    It is characterized by four types of change:
    - First, it involves a stretching of social, political and economic activities across political frontiers, regions and continents.
    - Second, it suggests the intensification, or the growing magnitude, of interconnectedness and flows of trade, investment, finance, migration, culture, etc.
    - Third, the growing extensity and intensity of global interconnectedness can be linked to a speeding up of global interactions and processes, as the evolution of world-wide systems of transport and communication increases the velocity of the diffusion of ideas, goods, information, capital, and people.
    - Fourth, the growing extensity, intensity and velocity of global interactions can be associated with their deepening impact such that the effects of distant events can be highly significant elsewhere and even the most local developments may come to have enormous global consequences. In this sense, the boundaries between domestic matters and global affairs can become increasingly blurred.
    In sum, globalization can be thought of as the widening, intensifying, speeding up, and growing impact of world-wide interconnectedness. By conceiving of globalization in this way, it becomes possible to map empirically patterns of world-wide links and relations across all key domains of human activity, from the military to the cultural.

    From the pre-modern, through to the early modern (1500-1800), modern (19th to early 20th century), to the contemporary period, distinctive patterns of globalization can be identified in respect of their different systemic and organizational features - uneven as they often are. These patterns constitute distinctive historical forms of globalization. By comparing and contrasting these changing historical forms, it is possible to identify more precisely what is novel about the present epoch.
    Accordingly, to advance an account of globalization it is necessary to turn from a general concern with its conceptualization to an examination of the key domains of activity and interaction in and through which global processes evolve. [/color]
     
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  7. Di7bash

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    Are you all right
    :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
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  9. ماجدولين

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    [align=left][color=660066]What's wrong ?? :confused: ??[/color]
     
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  11. SkyLighter

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    and the out come of Globalization

    an African guy calling himself the INTERNATIONALIST,refusing to say where he was from and telling his friends that's all the world is his home and the boundries,nationalities and identities were a man made

    He used to debate his thoughts in a bar every night ,all the bar goers got convinced about what he stand for and trusted his ideas,he so influnetial.

    One night , a customer entered the bar and saw a fighting in one corner.
    He asked the bar tender who is fighting with who ?
    the bar tender replied" the Internationalist guy fighting some one cursed his small village in Tanzania "
     
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  13. T_K

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    Anyway .. ummmmm ... wellllll
    THAT
    WAS
    COOL

    never looked at it in such a cool way before lol

    TK
     
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  15. عاشق الابتسامات

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    just to say

    i am here

    thanx
     
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  17. ابن نفل

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    So u have gone global .. MAG

    http://www.pbs.org/livelyhood/planetwork/surviving/media/singapore_street.jpg

    A view of A GLOBALIZED down town Singapore street

    ماجدولين
    Your first article on globalization .. really made me laugh
    I almost fall from the chair .. but the second one confused me and so is Di7hbash

    Let us continue with similar stories put up by our
    Globaltrotter (SkyLighter) which is really funny

    will return
    PRONTO
     

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