# Man and Women in Math

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1. ### Azalقلم ذهبي

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Man and Woman in Math

[align=left][align=left][color=FF0000]OFFICE ARITHMETIC[/color]

[color=0066FF][align=left]Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime [/color]

[color=FF0000]SHOPPING MATH[/color]

[color=0066CC]A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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[color=FF0000]HAPPINESS[/color]

[color=0066FF]To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. [/color]

[color=FF0000]LONGEVITY[/color]

[color=0066CC]Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does[/color]
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[color=FF0000]DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE[/color]

[color=0066CC]A woman has the last word in any argument. [/color]

[color=0066CC]Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. [/color]

منقوووووول.

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3. ### جراهام بلمشرف سابق

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outstanding attributed post which is very funny

regards

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5. ### ماجدولينمشرفة سابقةمشرف سابق

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[align=left][grade="00008B FF6347 008000 4B0082"]Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

hahahaha

nice phrase Azal.

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7. ### rayan31قلم ذهبي

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

this is really true dear Azal

thanks alot

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9. ### Azalقلم ذهبي

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thanx all

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11. ### أبو يمن اصليقلم فضي

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Until yesterday I didn't believe this
But today ask me, I will tell you YESSSSS
They do have the last word in some way or the other

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13. ### Azalقلم ذهبي

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why dear what happened for you with ladies. you said YESSSS strongly, that means you have a related story could you tell us please??

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15. ### أبو يمن اصليقلم فضي

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like this? with cold nerves, you want to know
بالعربي "كذه ببرود أعصاب تشتي تعرف؟"

Azal, this is a confidential thing. But it is not bad at all. It just tells me that women can make their word the last
?Have you heard the term baby-method of negotiation
Well, if you go shopping with your kids, you'll know
Your kid may ask you to buy him/her an expensive useless thing, you keep explaining to him that it is not good & that you'll buy him something better. Five minutes later, he will ask you again for the same thing, so calmly and so innocently, you repeat yourself again, and the same thing ahppens again UNTIL YOU END UP BUYING HIM the THING he wanted

That is exactly the way I ended up a serious conversation with someone yesterday. And that told me something like what I just said

Salam

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17. ### Azalقلم ذهبي

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You are trying to hide something coudn't be hiden... you are married

what you have just said is true in some how, you can not satisfy women and children , whatever you do , however you argue you still wrong until you perform what asked to perform

this what i always hear from married men