Man and Woman in Math [align=left][align=left][color=FF0000]OFFICE ARITHMETIC[/color] [color=0066FF][align=left]Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime [/color] [color=FF0000]SHOPPING MATH[/color] [color=0066CC]A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. [/color] [color=FF0000]HAPPINESS[/color] [color=0066FF]To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. [/color] [color=FF0000]LONGEVITY[/color] [color=0066CC]Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does[/color]. [color=FF0000]DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE[/color] [color=0066CC]A woman has the last word in any argument. [/color] [color=0066CC]Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. [/color] منقوووووول.