Mental Test

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  1. عاشق الابتسامات

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    Mental Test


    Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of
    the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we
    keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it,
    you will lose it" also applies to the brain,
    so.........

    Below is a very private way to gage your loss or
    non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test
    presented here and determine if you are losing it or
    are still a MENSA candidate.

    OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin.





    1. What do you put in a toaster?












    The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up
    now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
    yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.












    2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do
    cows drink?












    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please
    do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
    obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may
    be that you need to content yourself with reading
    something more appropriate such as "Children's World".
    If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.













    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
    house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
    made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
    black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?














    Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
    "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here
    reading these questions????? If you said
    "glass", then go on to question four.










    4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet
    over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time
    was politically divided into West Germany and East
    Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
    fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
    engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing
    procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he
    has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of
    "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
    Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or
    West Germany or in "no man's land"?












    Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
    said ANYTHING else, you are a real idiot and you must
    NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your
    efforts would not be appreciated. ........... If you said,
    "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next
    question.








    5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a
    degree every minute then how many degrees will the
    hour hand move in one hour?












    Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
    anything other than "one degree", you are to be
    congratulated on getting this far, but you are
    obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
    exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final
    question.













    6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus
    from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
    people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off
    the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
    get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off
    and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off
    and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
    off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford
    Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?












    Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy.
    Read the first line!!!



    sorry there r unsensible words
    but it was sent to me to the E mail

    thanx alot
     
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  3. Thunder Girl

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    amazing post and outstanding
    thank you 3asheq

    yours
    TG
     
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  5. عاشق الابتسامات

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    hi dear TG

    tha amazing is your post here thanx a lot

    i hope you always in my subjects

    regards
     
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  7. ماجدولين

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    [color=660099]To be frankly>>>>

    I answer milk in the 2 question :D:D

    But i move on and i anwer the others ;)


    nice post


    3asheq.......[/color]
     
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  9. عاشق الابتسامات

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    nice to see u here dear majdoline
    i am very happy

    thanx alot


    regards
     

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