TYPES OF WOMEN : : : Do U Agree

الكاتب : أبو يمن اصلي   المشاهدات : 1,000   الردود : 17    ‏2003-11-09
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  1. أبو يمن اصلي

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    [color=FF0000]HARD-DISK [/color]Woman:
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.

    [color=FF0000]RAM [/color]Woman:
    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

    [color=FF0000]WINDOWS [/color]Woman:
    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

    [color=FF0000]EXCEL[/color] Woman:
    They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

    [color=FF0000]SCREENSAVER [/color]Woman:
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

    [color=FF0000]INTERNET [/color]Woman:
    Difficult to access.

    [color=FF0000]SERVER[/color] Woman:
    Always busy when you need her.

    [color=FF0000]MULTIMEDIA [/color]Woman:
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    [color=FF0000]CD-ROM [/color]Woman:
    She is always faster and faster.

    [color=FF0000]E-MAIL [/color]Woman:
    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

    [color=FF0000]VIRUS [/color]Woman:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
    comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her
    you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose
    everything............

    FROM MY E-MAIL
     
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  3. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    looooooool

    funny expressions dear abo yemen, but i think women regarding to to the external appearance they are a little bit smug

    regards
     
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  5. T_K

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    looks like ur leading an anti-women movement
    u better watch out lol
    but very humerious
    my regards
     
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  7. أبو يمن اصلي

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    Adel, T_K
    thanks for your response

    But lets ask ourselves 2 questions:
    1. can we live without computers
    2. where do we spend most of our times? isn't it with computers
     
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  9. T_K

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    i actually tried to live without a computer and i was able to
    .....
    i think it's like this:
    ...
    if we have them, we feel like we can't live without them
    and if we don't, then we don't feel the need for them that much anymore specially if we're busy with things in our lives
    nevertheless, they are truly very essential in our lives today
     
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  11. أبو يمن اصلي

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    نص مقتبس من رسالة : T_K
    [color=FF0000]just like women:)[/color]
     
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  13. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    نص مقتبس من رسالة : أبو يمن اصلي

    that was funny :)

    but remind me to send it to ur wife :D
     
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  15. bash

    bash عضو متميّز

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    i'll give u a definite decision in a couple of days
     
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  17. T_K

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    yup abo yemen .. exactly like WOMEN

    somehow this subject is switching from computers to women!!
     
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  19. أبو يمن اصلي

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    Re: Re: TYPES OF WOMEN : : : Do U Agree

    نص مقتبس من رسالة : ماجدولين
    :eek:
    I haven't installed one yet
     

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