Crossing the River

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  1. البحار

    البحار قلم ماسي

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    The River

    One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a
    large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but
    had no idea of how to do so.

    The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the
    strength to cross this river."

    POOF! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to
    swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of
    times.

    Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give
    me the strength and the tools to cross this river."

    POOF! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river
    in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

    The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so
    he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the
    tools...and the intelligence...to cross this river."

    And POOF God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map,
    hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

     
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  3. ماجدولين

    ماجدولين مشرفة سابقة مشرف سابق

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    Hahaha

    Good story Impossible Man............;)
     
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  5. أبو يمن اصلي

    أبو يمن اصلي قلم فضي

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    هههههههه
    ههههه
    ههه
    هه
    لا حلوة والحلو ان اول معلق عليها مجدولين يعني فرحانة ان النساء ذكيات
    طيب زيدي هذه (مع الاعتذار لأبناء جنسي فحظهم في نكت الذكاء قليل)
    [The doctors decided that this man needed to have a brain
    transplantation surgery. So, they told the family
    "This surgery will cost you $10,000 if we use a man's brain
    OR $2,000 if we use a woman's brain
    Unsatisfied the mother asked: Why will the man's brain cost more
    The doctors said: Well, the man's brain has never been used
     

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