Joke

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  1. Di7bash

    Di7bash عضو متميّز

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    There was a joke round in those days, although you had to be careful who you told it to, concerning an American, a Russian and an Adeni on the beach at Crater. The American took off his jeans and threw them into the sea. 'In the States,' he boasted, 'we have plenty of jeans.' The Russian swaggered forward and, taking out a full bottle of vodka, lobbed it as far as he could.' 'In Russia we have plenty of vodka.' The Adeni thought for a while, then stepping forward, he picked up the Russian and threw him in the sea...

    The angels, it is said, periodically visit Hell to make sure the fires are turned up. One day a group of them are detailed to check on the really wicked sinners, who spend eternity in individual ovens. Inside the first oven is a Saudi. He screams to be let out. Roasting nicely, they think, and slam the door on him. In the next oven is an Englishman; then comes an American, an Egyptian and so on. All beg to be let out, but the angels show them no mercy. Eventually they open the last door. Inside sits a Yemeni, chewing qat and apparently oblivious of the flames around him. He draws languidly on his water-pipe, turns to the angels, and says: 'Hey, could you shut that door? I'll catch my death of cold.
     
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  3. يافع

    يافع عضو متميّز

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    السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

    The First Joke I like.... I thank you for it

    but...."do not get mad at me" the second one was somehow above the limit.

    I use to say them kind of jokes once upon a time> luckily I found the deep scholar at the same time I was telling the joke...

    so I was telling the joke about an Egyptian man who had died cause of over intoxicating (too much drinking) then when he went to the grave he found the two angles the asked him

    Who is your Lord? they asked
    Hosany Mubarak, he replied

    What is your religion? they asked
    The Constitution, he replied

    Who is you prophet? they asked
    the minister, he replied

    *
    *
    *
    *
    the day pass by then the night came over

    the two angles came again to the Egyptian man and asked him

    Who is your Lord? they asked
    He said Allah

    What is you religion? they asked
    He said Islam

    Who is your prophet? the asked
    He Said Mohamed PBUH

    then they looked at him with a strange look and told him

    Why is that....What made you change your mind, They asked

    he said " I thought you where CIA in the first visit

    Then the Sheaik looked at me madly and told me - Mohamed Come to My office

    man that was scary look he gave me

    then he started his big lecture about how stupid it is to make fun of the angles , hell, haven, and things that are toward the majesty of Allah

    after that I stopped telling them kind of jokes at all

    So.......do not get mad at me dear beloved brother for any thing i have said to you and hope that you'll have happy and pleasant life

    you brother
    Mohamed
     
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  5. Di7bash

    Di7bash عضو متميّز

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    Dear mohammed,,
    I highly appreciate your advice
    Thanks.
     
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  7. heytham

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    dear yafaa it wasnt a wise thing to mention the joke as anexample coz the idea was obvious without an e.g. and i totally agree with ur point of view
     

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