Here Are Some Funny Things For Ya All

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  1. bash

    bash عضو متميّز

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    BOY : May I hold your hand?
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...
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    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple ;P
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    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??
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    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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    MAN : You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
    Peter?
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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    Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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    Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil : "The moon".
    Teacher : "Why?"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need

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    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
    Pupil : "A teacher".
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    Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
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    My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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    Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
    Sam : "It's a family tradition".
    Teacher : "What do you mean?"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
    Teacher : "What about your mother?"
    Sam : "She's a woman".
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    Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
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    Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
    Student : "Brotherly love".
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    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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    Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
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    Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
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    eacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
    Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
     
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  3. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    nice stuff and sentences...with funny situations and cases....with the nice boy who called bash that brought those words to us

    your brother :Adel Ahmed
     
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  5. bash

    bash عضو متميّز

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    glad you liked it
    :)
     
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  7. Ameen Ali mohd

    Ameen Ali mohd عضو

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    good job
    تسلم الانامل
     
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  9. beam

    beam عضو فعّال

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. The_Me

    The_Me عضو فعّال

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    nice very nice
    thank you bro for sharing
    gafa
     
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  13. yemeniah+proud

    yemeniah+proud قلم فضي

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    LOOOL

    nice

    thx for sharing
     
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  15. بكـري

    بكـري عضو

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    loool ,so funny ,, thank you

    this is the best

    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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