Funny

الكاتب : يافع   المشاهدات : 1,062   الردود : 2    ‏2003-06-22
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  1. يافع

    يافع عضو متميّز

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    [ALIGN=LEFT]-Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when taken to mosque, but so small when taken to the mall.

    -Funny how long it takes to serve Allah for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of
    basketball.

    -Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the mosque seems, but how short they are when watching a movie.

    -Funny how people can't think of anything to say when they pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

    -Funny how people get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but complain when a 'khutba' is longer than regular time.

    -Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

    -Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to sit in the back of a mosque.

    -Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a muslim event into their schedule, but can adjust their schedule for other events at the last moment.

    -Funny how hard it is for people to learn the simple Quran, well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

    -Funny how people believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says.
    -Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say or do anything.

    -Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread l ike wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.


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  3. سمير محمد

    سمير محمد مشرف سابق

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    نجم المجلس اليمني 2003
    YOUR FUNNY PHRASES WERE ALL FULL OF FACTS IT REALLY IS TRUE AND SO SAD TO BELEIVE, IT REALLY IS HARD TO FIND PEOPLE NOWADAYS WHO CARE ABOUT SUCH SIMPLE THINGS AND AT THE SAME TIME VERY IMPORTANT THINGS BUT VERY EASY TO FIND PEOPLE WHO SIMPLY IGNORE SUCH THINGS. I REALLY ADMIRED YOUR SAYINGS AND I HOPE YOU CONTINUE WITH SUCH BEAUTIFUL AND BENEFICIAL PHRASES.

    MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU. SALAM
     
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  5. الماس

    الماس عضو

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    thanx
    my regard
     

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