why teachers become crazy

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  1. bash

    bash عضو متميّز

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    WHY TEACHERS GO CRAZY
    :D
    :D
    TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
    STUDENT: Seven.
    TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
    STUDENT: Nine.
    TEACHER: That's impossible.
    STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
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    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it
    is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: George
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    TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
    have ten years ago.
    WILLY: Me!
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    SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
    BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
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    TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
    STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
    TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
    STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to
    keep yours.
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    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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    HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
    TEACHER: Of course not.
    HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
    JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
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    GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
    TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you
     
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  3. Poet

    Poet عضو متميّز

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    Haahahahahahaahahahahah


    they are really funny

    thanks bash:D:D:D:D:
     
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  5. bash

    bash عضو متميّز

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    i knowwww

    :)
     
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  7. عدنيه وبس

    عدنيه وبس مشرف سابق

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    we know now Why Teachers Go Crazy

    So Funny

    Thank u bash :)
     
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  9. bash

    bash عضو متميّز

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    :)
     
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  11. moataz

    moataz عضو نشيط

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    bash

    it s funny,,
    thanks,,,:):):):)[​IMG]moataz
     
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    looool i will try one of those ways 2 make my chemistry teacher cray
     
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  15. bash

    bash عضو متميّز

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    TIME TO MAKE THEM GO CRAZY
    BUT FOR ME SCHOOL IS OVER, AND I GOTTA WATCH MY ATTITUDE WITH MY LECTURERS

    GOOD LUCK
     
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  17. سمير محمد

    سمير محمد مشرف سابق

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    it's a pitty i finished school long time ago, but don't worry i'll save all these jokes (as advices) for my kids one day
    the only joke that did'nt make me laugh was the one about HAROLD because if only i had known it earlier it would have saved me lots of detentions at school



    by the way BASH which joke reminds you most of the student you were

    keep them funny jokes pumping & i suggest in the next episode
    they be about BUSH & SADDAM
     
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  19. أميرالحب

    أميرالحب عضو فعّال

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    :D :D :D

    I thank we wear in the class funiest

    get to hell hahahahahahahahah
    my head is pain me to cry.
     

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