Painfree Birth joke

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  1. Poet

    Poet عضو متميّز

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    Painfree Birth

    A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby
    delivered.

    Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
    would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father of
    the baby. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both
    very much in favor of it.

    The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that
    even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
    experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt
    fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The
    doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The
    husband was still feeling fine.

    The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was
    amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50
    percent.

    The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously
    helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to
    transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
    husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on
    their porch..
     
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    يافع عضو متميّز

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    [ALIGN=LEFT]You Mean the mailman committed Zenaa (Adultery) with the women and her husband did not feel the pain because he was not the father rather the mailman was.....

    Thanks Allah that we are Muslims:)
    Oh Allah Protect our Women Honor:eek:
    Ameen
     
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    bash عضو متميّز

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    :)Ameen

    Poet:D
     
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    Poet عضو متميّز

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    Yes ,,Ameen

    Thanks for your visit
     
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    Poet عضو متميّز

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    Thanks:)
     

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