Wrong way to cheat on a test One day Billy was called to the front of the class by his History teacher. His teacher said, "Billy I have reason to believe that you cheated on a test." Billy said, "Why would you think that?" His teacher said, "Well you sat by Mary during the test." Billy said, " So what?" His teacher said, "On question number one when it asked who was the first president of the United States Mary wrote 'George Washington'. You also wrote George Washington ." Billy said, "So what everyone knows that one". His teacher said, "Well, on question two it asks who wrote the declaration of independence and Mary wrote, "Thomas Jefferson' as her answer." Billy said, "so?" His teacher said, "And you did too Billy". Billy said, "Everyone knows that one it doesn't mean I cheated". His teacher then stared at him and said "Billy, the last question on the test asked who was the 17th president of the United states, and Mary wrote 'I dont know' ". Billy said " So?" His teacher said "Billy, You wrote 'me either'."