women by computer language

الكاتب : عاشق الابتسامات   المشاهدات : 939   الردود : 6    ‏2003-05-07
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  1. عاشق الابتسامات

    عاشق الابتسامات مشرف سابق

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    HARD-DISK Woman: >She remembers everything, FOREVER. >
    >> >RAM Woman: >She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. >
    >> >WINDOWS Woman: >Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
    >> >but no one can live without her.
    >
    >
    >> >EXCEL Woman: >They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly
    >> >use her for your four basic needs.
    >
    >
    >> >SCREENSAVER Woman: >She is good for nothing but at least she is
    >>fun!
    >
    >> >INTERNET Woman: >Difficult to access. >
    >> >SERVER Woman: >Always busy when you need her. >
    >> >MULTIMEDIA Woman: >She makes horrible things look beautiful. >
    > > >CD-ROM Woman: >She is always faster and faster. >
    >> >E-MAIL Woman: >Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. >
    >
    >> >VIRUS Woman: >Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting >> >her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your >resources. If
    >>you try to uninstall her you will >lose half of your things, if you
    >>don't try to uninstall >her you will lose everything
    ............
    >>
     
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  3. عدنيه وبس

    عدنيه وبس مشرف سابق

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    Well its very string info .. i first time know about

    this is the only right thangs

    HARD-DISK Woman: >She remembers everything, FOREVER


    Thanks Dear Bro :)
     
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  5. bash

    bash عضو متميّز

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    lol

    I wish aljory could come over and read
    personally agree strongly
    no doubt :p
     
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  7. جراهام بل

    جراهام بل مشرف سابق

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    Thank you(a'asheq alabtesamah)all what it come from you are accepted without doubt

    and also thanks for adania and bash for passing throw this page

    regards
    Adel Ahmed
     
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  9. ابن الاصول

    ابن الاصول قلم فضي

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    THANKS

    [TABLE=width:70%;background-color:transparent;background-image:url(backgrounds/2.gif);][CELL=filter: dropshadow(color=gray,offx=4,offy=4);][ALIGN=center]INTHE NAME OF ALLAH
    THANKS MY DAER (a'asheq alabtesamah) ABOUT THIS IS SUBJECT
    MY SINCERALY YOU
    YOUR BROTHER: IBN ALASOOL
    [/CELL][/TABLE]
     
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  11. نقار الخشب

    نقار الخشب قلم ماسي

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    ha ha ha ha
     
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  13. عاشق الابتسامات

    عاشق الابتسامات مشرف سابق

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    thank you alll my brothers
     

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