Few funny definitions...

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  1. det313

    det313 عضو نشيط

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    Salam sisters n brothers

    Few funny definitions...


    School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

    Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

    Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

    Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

    Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.

    Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

    Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

    Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    Father : A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

    Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

    Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

    Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

    Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

    Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
     
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  3. Rita Alshoaibi

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    funny definations
    thanks for sharing det


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  5. yemen_samurai

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    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool:M7::M7::M7:
     
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  7. yemen_samurai

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    thanks for sharing
     
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  9. الرمش الظليل

    الرمش الظليل قلم ذهبي

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    :eek:
    some of these definitions are not ture




    but anyway .. they are funny:D
     
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  11. samusa2121

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    :D Funny
    thank u det313
     

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