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  1. det313

    det313 عضو نشيط

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    Salam sisters n brothers


    JOKES




    A man checked into a hotel.

    There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

    However he accidently typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in mumbai a widow had just returned home from her husband's funrel.

    The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from her relatives and friends.

    After reading the first message she fainted.

    The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

    To: My loving wife

    Subject: I've just reached

    Date: 14th Jan 2007

    I know you are surprised to hear from me.

    They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

    I've just reached and have been checked in.

    I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tommorrow.

    Looking forward to seeing you.

    Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;
     
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  3. Hunting-Lover

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    LoooooooooooooooooooL
    very funny brother

    Thx for sharing​
     
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  5. فك القرش

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    looooooooooooooooool hahahahahaha :M7::M7: so funny thnx
     
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  7. Rita Alshoaibi

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    loooooooooooooooooooool
    thanks for sharing det



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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    Ounces of brain for sale
    A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

    "How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

    "Three dollars an ounce."

    "How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

    "Four dollars an ounce."

    "How much for lawyer brain?"

    "$1,000 an ounce."

    "Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

    "Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
     
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  11. yemen's ridiant

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    could you please tell me where is this shope that i can buy a brain?
    as you i lost mine before....looool:M1:
     
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  13. Rita Alshoaibi

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    :M23:

    if i find one - u are the first one i tell :M1:


    :M4::M4:
     
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  15. yemen_samurai

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    looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
    very nice sister
    and funny too

    thanks for sharing
     
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  17. yemen_samurai

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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaa

    really funny
    but they deserve it
     
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  19. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks for ur nice pass



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