YemeniQueen's New Cell-Phone............Funny Story

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  1. shareef

    shareef قلم فضي

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    Salaam to ya all bros and sisters

    Stars of this story are

    YemeniQueen as the Hero..............:eek:0
    New cell-phone called "something"...........i forgot
    Verizon Wireless
    Marak...........................:p0
    and Me,,,,,,,, for some reason i was involved



    Once upon a time, not too long ago, Our Queen.......:M5: of the forum, the most famous YemeniQueen................bought a new cell phone, one of those fancy multi-tasker phones,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that was the first time she get a nice new cell phone..............usually she gets very ugly used ones costing between $3-$5....................0
    Anyway,,,,,,,,,,,,, after she bought that cell phone she was Surrounded with such anonymous happiness,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, soooooooo happy that she couldn't stop bragging and talking about it,,,,,,she spent two weeks looking at it and taking pictures and playing music & watching TV, and doing all the crap that phone dose. she didn't even go to school in the first week. She find a good reason to annoy me,,,,,,, everyday she would make fun of my poor, free black razor,,,, and continually accusing me of being "cheapooo.......:M2:" and i aint no chapooo
    Well....well.........that happiness didn't last much......
    One day during her normal crazy time..............she was making Assed and Marak(soub with lahmah................:eek:), while holding the phone in one hand and cooking in the other............very talented Huh..........NOT,,,,,, the cover of the Marak pot was open and the fancy new phone jumped from her hand and swam into the Mark pot.......................:M7::M7:0
    She then tried to recuse the phone by dipping her hand into hot firing "Marak"..................after a few attempts she succeeded but after she had burned her hand:eek:..........Poor Queen

    she tried to clean it , but that wouldn't help,,,,,our friend has drank more than enough Marak to disable every single function in
    it,,,,,,,,,,ya hraaaaaaaaaaaaaaam....:M14: 0

    She then tried to convince Verizon Wireless to replace her phone with a new one,,,,,,,,,,, Verizon said NO way........ our policy do not include phones swimming in the Marak pot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,this is your own cause buy your self a new one
    :M12:0
    THE END
    Salaam................and Jumah Mubarakah


     
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  3. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks a lot shareef for telling us, what our queen is doing, when she is not in the majilis
    great story - i really enjoyed to read it
    and
    keep on going
    im waiting for more stories



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  5. samusa2121

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    It's great and funny story.
    poor queen and make sure don't make Marak while u talking in the phone
    :M16:
     
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  7. صيد الخاطر

    صيد الخاطر عضو فعّال

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    Don't Queens have servants to cook for them and does'nt she have any spoons anyway. Shes not a very clever Queen is she..........0
     
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  9. YemeniQueen

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    looooooooooool

    first off, the maraq was cold...I was reheating it for my sister-in-law

    second...I dropped it because I was shaking...I had just finished crying
    My sis-in-law was in pain...shes pregnant and is almost due...i thought she was going into early labor...lol so i was so scared

    third...I dont want servants...I like to do things for myself


    :D
     
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  11. shareef

    shareef قلم فضي

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    yeah...............yeah..............what about the dude from the wireless company when you fought with him over the insurance policy .................:M1::M1::M1:0
     
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  13. shareef

    shareef قلم فضي

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    Thanks Rito,,,,,,Our New Boss..........:D,,,,,Glad u like it
     
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    shareef قلم فضي

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    I have told her that many tims, but she wouldn't listen
     
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    Remember the night before? you sacked your servant who in turn stole your silver forks and spoons
     
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    shareef قلم فضي

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    She is clever,,,,but I made Duaa to Allah to talk her phone away, and my duaa was answered........btw, one of her servants is "subway" when she's in school
     

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