Bits & Pieces

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  1. YemeniQueen

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    A little boy went up to his father and asked:
    "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
    The father replied. "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine"
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    A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all,"
    "Me neither, Doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
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    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
    The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
    1. All the DNA is the same.
    2. There are no dental records.
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    A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
    The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
    "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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    Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
    "How was he killed?" asked one detective.
    "With a golf gun," the other detective replied
    "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
    "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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    Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
    Joe: "Really?"
    Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
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    A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered. "What did he say," asked the nurse.
    "OOPS!"
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    While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits . It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. "What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
    "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."
     
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  3. صيد الخاطر

    صيد الخاطر عضو فعّال

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    funny jokes........ i enjoyed reading them thansks Queen
     
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  5. الشاب عادل

    الشاب عادل قلم ماسي

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    :M16::M16:

    I liked the husband-wife jokes...more interesting...lol

    I don't think marriage could be that that bad.

    اللهم وفق عبدكـــ الفقير لكــ
     
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  7. Bero

    Bero الجهاز الإداري

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    Funny Honey...I enjoyed it...Thanks


    Bero
     
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  9. yemen_samurai

    yemen_samurai عضو متميّز

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    very nice sister
    thanks for sharing
     
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  11. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks a lot my queen for making me laugh so much
    nice jokes

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. المآسـي

    المآسـي قلم فضي

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    A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
    The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
    "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

    hahaahahha

    very funny queen

    thanks for the laugh
     
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  15. Hunting-Lover

    Hunting-Lover قلم ذهبي

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    LOL:D:M1:
    Cause I still have mine

    All of them were very interesting and deserve to be read
    but the first one, is at the top...:M30:

    Thank you Very much A-Q​
     
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  17. YemeniQueen

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    You're very Welcome...but, who's A-Q?1
     
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  19. Hunting-Lover

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    Undoubtedly, it is you!!!​
     

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