Best answer by engineering students during viva.

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  1. yemen_samurai

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    This is best answer by engineering students during viva.


    >-- This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering
    Viva's (EEEs and ECEs). They bring back fond memories for those who care
    to smile at the past…

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    Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in
    A.C.as compared to D.C. ?
    Candidate : An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and
    requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.

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    External (to student) : "Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To
    pass through ?
    Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC comes
    straight, like this ----------, and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP,
    DOWN, UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!" -------------------
    good one : - )

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    Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?
    Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If
    it gets stuck, it was DC.

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    Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor?
    Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor
    around, and put back the bolts.

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    Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
    Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
    Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
    Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

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    Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"
    Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."
    Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
    Student (hesitantly):"Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or
    in a pit?"
    Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is
    installed on the ground?"
    (Student knows he is caught-can't answer )
    Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
    Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"

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    TOP FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS
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    Engineers at work:

    Assignments solved by one and then carry out mass transfer operations
    throughout the class

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    The most important machine for Engineers:

    Xerox Machine (Without which assignment Completion couldn't be
    possible)

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    Top two Engineering Rumours:

    Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm
    Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks

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    Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:

    'What is this man, 60% o f the paper was out of the syllabus'
    'This was the worst paper set in the entire
    engineering history' 'I am failing'

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  3. west

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    this part is true
    'This was the worst paper set in the entire
    engineering history' 'I am failing'

    hahaha :M16:
     
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    thanks for passing brother
    and welcome to the english section

    hope u'll enjoy it here
     
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    hahahaha

    i like this
     
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    hahahhahaha................that was so funny


    i cant believe u guys still using the same classic once

    hahahahaa..................z

    they said , the most stupid students in the world are engineering

    students.........u know why


    because they can fix any thing except thier minds:D:D


    i hope u r not one of them........
     
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  11. yemen_samurai

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    ;););)i'm mastering it
    and engineers r the best who use their mind
    :D:D:Ddon't mess with them
     
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  13. yemen_samurai

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    thank u bro
    :M4:
     
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  15. BLUE RAY

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    the problem is , I`m one of them:D
     
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  17. yemen_samurai

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    i could see that
    but u have confused me
     

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