FUNNY STORY

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  1. حوووته الحساسه

    حوووته الحساسه مشرف سابق

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    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
    bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room." Why are you down here at this time of night?

    "The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 year ago When we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

    "Yes I do" she replies.

    The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily." Do you remember when your father came to know about us.............?

    ""Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him

    The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face?

    And said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?

    ". "I remember that too" she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, :D"I would have been released today"


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  3. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    what a nice story - i liked so much to read i

    thanks a lot for sharing


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  5. yemen_samurai

    yemen_samurai عضو متميّز

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    looooooooooooooooool
    nice one brother
    we miss u too here
    nice to see u around again
     
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  7. حوووته الحساسه

    حوووته الحساسه مشرف سابق

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    welcome all of u ...
    and thanks for sharing me my topic

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  9. BLUE RAY

    BLUE RAY عضو متميّز

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    funny .......................but

    dating,........... 16 years...........jail

    watch out ur stories Mr tuna
     
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  11. Bero

    Bero الجهاز الإداري

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    ....Thanks for this joke, although I'm not happy, :p but I'll accept it only this time ..and next time be fair and bring another joke for men...ok
    Thanks
    Bero
     
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  13. Hunting-Lover

    Hunting-Lover قلم ذهبي

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    LOL:D
    Thanks for sharing
     
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  15. samiah

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    pretty funny
    it's been along time, don't forget to share with us your nice topics
    Thanks
     
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  17. yemen_samurai

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    it's always about u, women:D
    nothing comes funny for us:p
    try once
     
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  19. حوووته الحساسه

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    welcome any time .....

    and i will try to be here always

    thanks alot

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