dear sweetheart..................

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    Dear Sweetheart:

    I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
    You are my sweetheart

    Your husband"
    Amr



    His wife replied back after some days to her husband

    Dearest sweetheart,

    Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

    .. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

    .. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

    .. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
    instead of the rent.

    ..Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some
    other items.

    .. Other expenses 40 kisses

    Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I

    hope I can complete the month using this balance.

    Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

    Your Sweet Heart
    amrej
     
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  3. Bero

    Bero الجهاز الإداري

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    I really do like this joke sooooo much dear Rita....whenever I read it, I cann't stop myself of laughing...Nice one Rita...Thanks

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    Bero
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

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    im glad, that i could make u laugh BERO
    thanks for telling that

    and blessed and happy friday to u



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  7. The Hunter

    The Hunter عضو

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    Thank you sister


    Guys just vote for Rita to get more jokes and stories, hahaa:):):)hahaa

    Regards
     
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  9. زهرة الجبل

    زهرة الجبل قلم فضي

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    Thanks sister Rita

    That was nice

    :) My Regards
     
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  11. maram

    maram عضو فعّال

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    loooooooooool that was funny Rita

    U reminded me of a joke of a husband and his wife that had problems between them .they stopped talking to each other . Once the husband came home after midnight, he took the pen and wrote wake me at 7:00am in the morning. he wakes uparound 10:00am . a paper next to him that his wife left for him WAKE UP.
     
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  13. Rita Alshoaibi

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    loooooooooooooooooool
    no need to vote for me because of that - i will give them without a promise


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  15. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks a lot my dear sister
    im glad, that u liked it


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  17. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks MARAM
    u made me laugh with that too - good one


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  19. Rita Alshoaibi

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    AND TO ALL OF U


    BLESSED AND HAPPY FRIDAY
     

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