about men

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    Men are like ... Placemats.
    They only show up when there's food on the table.

    Men are like ... Mascara.
    They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    Men are like ... Bike helmets.
    Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

    Men are like ... Government bonds.
    They take so long to mature.

    Men are like ... Parking spots.
    The good ones are taken, and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

    Men are like ... Lava lamps.
    Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

    Men are like ... Bank accounts.
    Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

    Men are like ... High heels.
    They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

    Men are like ... Curling irons.
    They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

    Men are like ... Blenders
    You think that you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

    Men are like ... Coolers
    Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

    Men are like ... Horoscopes
    They always tell you what to do, and are usually wrong.


    Men are like ... Weather
    Nothing can be done to change them.

    Men are like ... Plungers
    They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

    Men are like ... Popcorn
    They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    Men are like ... Snowstorms
    They get stormy quit fast - but u can calm them down so soon

    Men are like ... Used Cars
    Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.

    Men are like ... Vacations
    They never seem to be long enough, tho' when it's over you're a little bit sad.
     
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  3. إبراهيم ناصر

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    Men are like ... Weather
    Nothing can be done to change them.


    okay Rita wait for me
    I will be back
    :):)
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

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    of course i wait for ur answer about woman ibrahem
    lol



    thx a lot and btw blessed and happy friday to u

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. إبراهيم ناصر

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    happy friday to you too
    and mine will be better then yours
    just wait
    :):)
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thx for the friday-wishes
    and
    i know that it will be better
    as my husband says - something from yemen - yemenis are always better - just kidding


    [​IMG]
     
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  11. إبراهيم ناصر

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    about women

    About women


    WOMEN ARE LIKE

    ...the stock market
    They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

    ...computers
    They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

    ...Saran Wrap
    Useful but clingy.

    ...horses
    Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

    ...parking meters
    If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

    ...fax machines
    Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

    ...political campaign contributors
    If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

    ...refrigerators
    They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

    ...blue jeans
    They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

    ...country western songs
    They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

    :) :)
     
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  13. خااااااالد

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    Men are like ... Weather
    Nothing can be done to change them.

    because we'll never change Man will be a Man until he die


    ...blue jeans
    They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
     
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  15. Rita Alshoaibi

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    lol - im sure, that u like that




    thanks for passing by
    and blessed and happy friday to u



    [​IMG]
     
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  17. خااااااالد

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    happy Friday which Friday today is Saturday Rita i hope u are ok

    take care
     
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  19. أبو مقصو

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    ya malizi by the way
    Can you meet me know in the library in the ground floor
    ahmad told me he got something for you
     

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