By all means marry...

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  1. *G*_*THREE*

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    By all means marry...
    If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
    a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

    Socrates



    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
    once...
    Anonymous



    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Henny Youngman


    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
    That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
    David Bissonette



    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
    keep her.
    Sacha Guitry



    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
    can't face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi





    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    Dumas



    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
    does a woman want?"
    Sigmund Freud



    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Anonymous



    Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to
    a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
    and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
    Henny Youngman



    I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
    Sam Kinison



    There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
    banking. It's called marriage.
    James Holt McGavran



    I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
    second one didn't.
    Patrick Murray



    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
    admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    Nash



    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield



    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    Milton Berle



    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    Anonymous



    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
    received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
    mine."
    Anonymous



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  3. عــاهد

    عــاهد مشرف سابق

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    Man, Whats up with the marriage topics these days?
    Everyone is hitting on the single people here!

    Yo Mozip, whats up with us being under the spot light man?
    I know we're single but we'll do TALJEEEEJ missions!
     
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  5. *G*_*THREE*

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    ????????????????????????
    what do u mean by TALJEEEEEJ
     
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  7. أبو مقصو

    أبو مقصو قلم فضي

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    nice ones
    i liked them so much that i'll read them all over again
    only this time .. i won't fall a sleep :D:D:D

    no really .. they were very nice
     
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  9. *G*_*THREE*

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    thx alooot AboMaqsou
     
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  11. a_k_m

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    very nice words, thank you very much
     
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  13. keep it real

    keep it real قلم ذهبي

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    beautiful words
    thanks get 3
     
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  15. عدو اليأس

    عدو اليأس عضو متميّز

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    thank you so much
     
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  17. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks for sharing
    i think - some of them are more then soooooooooo true

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