Have U Ever Wonder?

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  1. cinderalla

    cinderalla عضو فعّال

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    [grade="00008B D2691E 008000 4B0082"]Have U Ever Wonder?[/grade]
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    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
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    Why don't you ever see the headline?
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    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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    Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start?"
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    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is
    Made with real lemons??

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    Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker??
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    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes. Why don't
    They make the whole plane out of that stuff!?

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    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress!
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    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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    Thanx So Much… Hope You like It

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  3. عــاهد

    عــاهد مشرف سابق

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    Some of them yea, but the others i should start wondering now.

    Have you ever wondered ya cinderalla?
     
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  5. أبو مقصو

    أبو مقصو قلم فضي

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    hahahahahahaha
    that was so funny
    :D
    thanx
     
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  7. California

    California عضو متميّز

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    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Because they can not shut up for few seconds......
     
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  9. عــاهد

    عــاهد مشرف سابق

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    lol nice one!
     
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  11. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    looooooooooooooooooooooooool
    good one ya Mod3mim
     
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  13. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    i like it - thanks for sharing
    and
    blessed and happy friday to u


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  15. keep it real

    keep it real قلم ذهبي

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    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

    :D
    cuz everybody is rushing to go home
     

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