useful facts about men

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
    2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

    3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

    4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

    5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

    6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

    7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

    8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

    9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.

    10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

    11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

    12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

    13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

    14. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

    15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

    16. If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

    17. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

    18. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

    19. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

    20. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

    21. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

    22. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

    23. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have ... again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

    24. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

    25. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

    26. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

    27. Men forget everything - immediately; women remember everything -forever.

    28. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already ......... what happened.






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    This is all what i have in comments

    funny facts
     
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  5. إبراهيم ناصر

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    5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important

    very interesting fact
    didn't know that before
     
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  7. keep it real

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    4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.



    lol i liked this one alot:D
    some of these are true and some arent
    but thanks for sharing with us
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    wow wow wow
    thats was so nice to comment it like this
    i really liked that so much


    thx a lot



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  11. Rita Alshoaibi

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    so at least u could tell u a new information :D

    thx for dropping in ibrahem

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  13. Rita Alshoaibi

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    i know
    but the once true , they are sooooooooooooooooooooo true........lool


    thanks for jumping in dee and giving the reply



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  15. أبو مقصو

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    wasn't that hilarious :D
     
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  17. So Contagious

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    i really liked it..it is true
    men run away from any commitment
     
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  19. Rita Alshoaibi

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